How to make a clean getaway
Obviously robbing banks is very bad and you should never do it, but if you are going to , at least make sure you follow these simple rules, which will make sure your getaway is as smooth as possible.
- Don’t hail a taxi as your getaway car.
- If you rent your getaway car, make sure you use a false name.
- Don’t drive into a prison as you make your escape.
- Don’t use a car with no engine.
- Pick a low-crime area for your heist – your getaway car may be stolen otherwise!
- Don’t hire a stretch limo for your getaway car.
- Don’t use a 5hp mini-moto either.
- Don’t take your toddler in the back seat.
- Make sure your car is big enough to hold the items you plan to steal.
- Don’t try and carjack a cop car.
- Make sure your getaway driver can drive and try not to run over your accomplices.
- and finally – never, ever use a Reliant Robin as your getaway car.