Posts tagged cameras
Dumb Parking
Jul 11th
If you are seriously, awfully bad at parking you’d better watch out, because Crap-Parking.co.uk has its beady eyes on you.
If you’re a selfish idiot and think you can park where you like and balls to everyone else, then this site is here to expose you. Anyone can park the car a little bit badly, and I expect we’ve all parked a bit further from the kerb than we’d have liked, or strayed an inch into the next space and said to ourselves “That’ll do.”
These selfish muppets, on the other hand have absolutely zero consideration, and presumably a matching amount of shame, as they brazenly park their cars like this:
So next time you see someone parking in a seriously dumb way, why not take a photo with your mobile and send it in, so at least they can be mercilessly mocked.
And how about this:
This not-so-smart parking warden’s Smart car is equipped with a retractable, 15 foot high spy camera, ready to take pictures of parking offences in the NCP car park. Unfortunately, the dumb driver forgot to retract the camera when he left the car park, caught it on the barrier, and before you could say cheese, he was the one caught on camera…
By the way, this post is the 200th post on the Fluxposure blog. I hope everyone is still enjoying it. Your comments are always welcome, and I’m certainly looking forward to writing the next couple of hundred – if you can bear it.
Speed kills (or does it?)
Apr 30th
After hearing that good old Richard Brunstrom, (AKA the Traffic Taliban) has come up with an ingenious plan to hide even more speed cameras in cats eyes, we were wondering if he had ever given any thought to the alternative theory that speeding might actually save the odd life:
Meanwhile Brunstrom has got himself into serious bother over some photo’s shown at the same press call, designed to shock the audience with graphic images of road accident victims, including a decapitated biker. The anger arose as he apparentlydidn’t tell the families of the unfortunate victims what he was going to do. Of course the fuss over this has somewhat eclipsed the “catseye camera” announcement, but you’d have to be a true cynic to read anything into that.