Bikesploitation: The Glory Stompers

Bikes Culture

Not sure how we missed this one.

Glory Stompers is probably the most atrocious bikesploitation flick we ever saw. It’s not even really salvaged by the appearance of Dennis Hopper – who in most cases can carry the entire weight of a big, overripe turkey on his freak’s shoulders.


What does feel authentic is the styling and the bikes – the crew obviously consisted of some genuine edge dwelling bikers – but the dialogue is hilariously tainted by cliché, man.

Some of the riding scenes are classic, though – and have been recreated digitally by every other open-road hipster bike video ever constructed.

This is the real deal, daddio.