If you learned to drive in the 1980s, chances are your first car was pretty basic. OK, very basic. Plastic seats, metal steering wheels, no mod cons, no cassette player (what are CDs?) and a distinct lack of instrumentation.
So, a decade before the modification scene really kicked in, we did our best to personalise our cars with all manner of accessories. Obviously, at the time, we thought they were cool, but they mostly weren’t.
Specialist insurance broker Adrian Flux has been providing bespoke cover for modified cars since enthusiasts first decided their car just wasn’t funky enough.
Here are ten 80s car accessories that we thought improved the look of our cars.
1. Furry dice
Everyone loved a pair of pink furry dice hanging from the rear view mirror. You can still buy them today for a couple of quid if you have a sense of humour and you don’t mind being ridiculed by friends and neighbours.
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2. Nodding dogs
Perfect for the rear shelf, the nodding dog was sure to raise a smile. You picked a dog to reflect your own personality.
The dog’s head was a little oversized compared to its body. Instead of a solid connection, it was spring-loaded sso the vibration of the car as it moved made the dog’s head nod.
3. Eyelashes on the headlamps
Eyelashes stuck on the headlamps added life and personality to your vehicle. They raised a smile, but it’s all getting a bit silly isn’t it?
4. Personalised windscreen sun strips
Contrary to the name, the windscreen sun strip doesn’t shield the eyes from the sun. The windscreen sun strip represents a public proclamation of love and union between a couple. You know the sort of thing: “Del and Raquel,” “Ringo and Yoko,” “Donald and Ivana.” All well and good, as long as the relationship lasts!
5. Rear bumper stickers
Typically sported on a bit of a banger and proclaiming “My other car’s a Porsche/Mercedes/Ferrari” (delete as applicable). Slightly more witty stickers were also available, such as “Be kind to animals, kiss a rugby player.” What a hoot!
6. CB Radio
CB Radio actually took off in the United States after the Second World War, but it didn’t really gain popularity this side of the Pond until about 30 years later. Which makes it one of the most popular, or annoying, 70s car accessories.
These 40-channel radios allowed drivers to communicate with strangers and friends while on the road – all users had unique names, or handles as they were known, and the CB Radio is said to have provided entertainment and safety on long drives.
Favoured particularly by truckers, CB Radio reached legendary status thanks to CW McCall and his mid-70s “hit” Convoy.
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Rookie motorists took great delight in topping their aerials with a symbol to reflect their personality. It could be a tennis ball, a cat’s face, the sun or a skull and crossbones flag – whatever floats your boat.
8. Rubber earth straps
Apparently they looked cool and were good for your health. Frequently seen dangling from back bumpers, the earth strips were said to prevent car sickness. Did they work? You’ve got to be kidding!
9. Boot lid clingers
You’ve seen the kind of thing. Plastic fingertips or fake animal tails that clip on to the lip of the boot lid to make it look like someone or something is trapped inside. Did it have you fooled?
10. Go-faster stripes
The stick-on go-faster stripes ran down the side of the car or, if you wanted to go even faster, they ran down the middle of the bonnet and roof. You may be surprised to know that go-faster stripes didn’t make your car go faster, but they did make it look uber cool, didn’t they?
Other classic retro accessories that didn’t make our top 10 include novelty gear knobs and massive Kenwood stickers in the back window (they might as well have said “steal my stereo”). Have we forgotten any?
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